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Vol. 2, No. 10, p. 1
July 30, 2026

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Performing with the Stage on Fire at James Surls’ Art Ranch

by Will Turner, 07-22-2026 (word count 1,246)

   It all began, innocently enough, with a eureka moment, a brilliant fundraising concept cooked up between Houston artist James Surls and DiverseWorks: an idyllic picnic-like gathering for a contest to be held on Surls’ large studio ranch property out in the country under the trees near Splendora, Texas, forty miles north of Houston, a public call for participatory submittals in a friendly artist competition: unique musical instruments handmade from thrift store items.


   I have been a lifelong musician, performing with an endless musical maelstrom of rock bands, improvisational jazz groups, classical ensembles, over-the-top experimental collectives, composing for Shakespearean Theater, songwriting, making a name for myself as an unusual guitarist working with fruit and fresh vegetables, and even – at times - inflatable toys for maximum stage effect. There were extended times of actively playing in five groups at once, all while holding down a civil engineering day job. If I encountered some novel approach to music making, I invariably tried it. With glee. As Mr. Wilde once suggested, be yourself. Everybody else is already taken. I have always been myself. For better or worse.


   I met Michael Peranteau and Maximiliano Pruneda in 1982, when my band performed at the opening of the Center for Art and Performance (CAP), their new gallery/alternative art space, the site formerly a somewhat disreputable pool hall at 5613 Almeda Road, notorious for the brief visit (or non-visit) by Presidential Assassination Suspect David Ferrie (the roll of David Ferrie was played with such finesse by Joe Pesci in Olivier Stone’s film JFK, 1991), who had possibly dropped by on the day of the JFK assassination before definitely going to the Roller Skating Rink on Shepherd Drive, which later became part of the U.S. Post Office complex just north of Highway 59, all detailed in an astonishingly flat tone in the Warren Commission Report, 1964.


   Michael Peranteau and I hit it off and stayed in touch through the years, especially during New Music America, 1986, where I wore two hats, both as performer and sound engineer. Around that time, I became involved in the Commerce Street Artist Warehouse collective of artists. DiverseWorks came into being, showcasing visual, performing, and literary arts, before sadly burning down in 1989. DW soon moved over to The Docks near East Freeway, and Michael Peranteau requested I become part of the new series NewMusicTalks, discussions of Modern Classical and Experimental Music.


   I should mention that I have, as a lifelong writer, been incessantly drawn to the rather unorthodox historical nuances of Modern Classical Music, often termed Art Music, all those challenging pieces wealthy elderly patrons roll their eyes at while instantly manifesting a headache, precluding any remote possibility of attending the symphony tonight, please give my condolences, etc. Soon I became the Director of The NewMusicTalks. (Only later did I find out it was all with the behind-the-scenes help of the marvelous Deborah Grotfeldt, who relentlessly championed my cause. Eternal Respect.)


   I met a number of modern young composers through the Talks, and six of us coalesced into a Contemporary Music Ensemble – CHEMICAL WEDDING - to perform our compositions. The core group included Elise Kermani, Kelli Scott Kelley, Bill Kelley, Mark Larson and Bill Day. And myself, of course. We played art galleries, alternative spaces, art openings, CSAW, The Artery: anywhere that we could gather people to listen to unconventional music. Soon we were finding surprising success, pulling in sizable crowds, especially the Shout Out Loud Festival, gathering a curious audience of several thousand over a two-day run, an astonishing figure for experimental music. All of which brought us, in the early nineties, to receive an invitation to play James Surls’ fundraiser in Splendora.

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   I rather spontaneously decided to enter the Handmade Musical Instrument Competition, mostly as a laugh, the only participant not seriously pursuing the arts on a professional level as part of the Greater Arts Community of Houston. My humble daub, a conceptual keyboard constructed of a chrome wire shelf from some old refrigerator, the spokes trimmed/filed back to an early modal tuning, somewhat similar to an African Kalimba, inside a square smoke-hued plastic lid from a seventies record player (for acoustic amplification – it worked well). I titled my improbable “Art Object” Verklärte Clavier (German for Transfigured Piano), a loving homage to Arnold Schoenberg’s Verklärte Nacht, Op.4 (Transfigured Night).

   For whatever reason, I won. WHAATT?!? - later assuming I was the neutral, safe choice, unlikely to cause resentment between the family of artists competing. James Surls was nothing if not an elder diplomat, our Henry Kissinger of the greater Houston Arts community. I was quite surprised to be chosen. There were not-so-hushed murmurs echoing about the room.

   After the amateur theatrical hilarity of the competition, with James attempting music out of each object, everyone moved outside for Barbeque and Entertainment, which just happened to be our ensemble CHEMICAL WEDDING – the entertainment part, that is - although after the unexpected events soon to unfold, I’m not so sure.

   It was a truly magical late afternoon, with a mysterious, almost unearthly wind blowing through the trees. We began our performance next to the woods with all our electronic gear set up atop a small makeshift wooden stage. After several of our more sedate pieces, all composed by various members of the group, we kicked into a frantic piece by Bill Kelley, calling for substantial improvisation, and soon I was lost in the intense fever dream of conceptually improvisational instrumental composition. I was roaring, rocking out on electric guitar, the very thing I have been most comfortable doing my entire life, eyes closed, helplessly lost deep into the unending moment, the eternal present, channeling the universe into spontaneous melody, a glossolalia of tone, the otherworldly cosmic rush of divine feeling transmuted into resonate harmony.

   I came out of my delirium dream at the shuddering shock of a hand suddenly gripping hard on my shoulder, and – turning - I encountered the profoundly disturbed face of Elise, who pointed to the stage which had somehow caught fire, flames blazing three feet high, moving towards our amps, our equipment. Towards us.

   I began insanely stomping around, hoping to diminish the inferno preparing to engulf my guitar amp, before it dawned on me - I wasn’t quite finished playing yet.

   I zoned back in on my guitar, resuming the roar, inspiring the other members of the Ensemble to hang in there, stand their ground. The fire raged around us as we played, the audience transfixed within the sudden drama. After several minutes I finished my solo, we collectively finished the piece, audience approval, our group changing gears instantly, hurriedly dragging our equipment off the burning stage in a panic as the intrepid impromptu fire brigade waged war upon Hell’s Inferno with fire extinguishers, buckets of water, cups of beer, bravely facing holy terror, pandemonium, chaos.

   Someone had the steeled nerves to keep a video camera running, and later I got to watch the performance, ending with my jamming out on guitar like a madman, fire raging savagely, relentlessly across my chest, my guitar. My clothes and guitar were severely singed, a fine patina of surface burn, a passionately physical badge of honor. It was intensely thrilling, reminding me of the song SMOKE ON THE WATER, about Zappa’s Band playing the Montreux Jazz Festival on Lake Geneva, when their stage also caught on fire.

Memories for a lifetime.

   I came out of my delirium dream at the shuddering shock of a hand suddenly gripping hard on my shoulder, and – turning - I encountered the profoundly disturbed face of Elise, who pointed to the stage which had somehow caught fire, flames blazing three feet high, moving towards our amps, our equipment. Towards us.

Introducing Will Turner
Music and Arts Contributor,

The Mission News

   Before Will Turner writes a word for Mission News, it helps to know that music has been chasing him most of his life. A veteran of Houston’s early Commerce Street warehouse scene, he is widely known across Texas as a studio musician, lead guitarist, and songwriter.

   Will began as something close to a child prodigy in South Texas, playing guitar in a country-and-western band whose members were mostly in their sixties. He performed in the oversized costume left behind by the 300-pound guitarist he replaced, with the sleeves and pants legs rolled up. Will tells the story with the dry humor of someone who learned early that talent could open doors his age ordinarily would not.

   In 1978, he arrived in New York and auditioned during the city’s exploding punk and new-wave era. The audition went well enough that Blondie asked him to join the band.

As Mission News Music and Arts Contributor, Will brings firsthand experience, a writer’s curiosity, and an ear trained across genres and generations. He knows music from inside the room—not simply as a critic, but as someone who has lived it.​

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